MY OWN PRIVATE ISLAND!!!
And you, too, can get one..... for as low as a few hundred thou, right here:
Actually I was wrong!! There are islands right in the US under $100,000:
Here's a rock, literally, you can buy in Honduras for just $1.7 mil:
Here's the cheapest island on the site: Located in Panama, it has nothing but some woods and a toilet on it (I think you can even see the toilet in the photo) for a cool $30k.
Sweet, here is one right in Maryland. So if I wanted to escape to my PRIVATE ISLAND without being visually raped by the new so-called-porno-scanners at the airports, I can just triathlon my way there from my home in VA:
Hm. It looks like it's in a damn marsh.
What a great gift idea for that really hard-to-shop-for person in your family.