Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Want! Want! Wednesday

MY OWN PRIVATE ISLAND!!!

And you, too, can get one..... for as low as a few hundred thou, right here:
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

Actually I was wrong!! There are islands right in the US under $100,000:
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/sale-price-under-250K.htm

Here's a rock, literally, you can buy in Honduras for just $1.7 mil:



Here's the cheapest island on the site: Located in Panama, it has nothing but some woods and a toilet on it (I think you can even see the toilet in the photo) for a cool $30k.


Sweet, here is one right in Maryland. So if I wanted to escape to my PRIVATE ISLAND without being visually raped by the new so-called-porno-scanners at the airports, I can just triathlon my way there from my home in VA:


Hm. It looks like it's in a damn marsh.


Anyway....
HAPPY SHOPPING!
What a great gift idea for that really hard-to-shop-for person in your family.


5 comments:

Samantha G said...

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Spammers, stay outta my blog!!

Anonymous said...

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Doris Sturm said...

I'd be afraid to live on such small islands when the next big hurricane would just wash it away...not my idea of secure living! I'm a bit water shy anyway, or should I say ocean-weary! It's beautiful to look at, but I'm more of a mountain gal - I would love to live in the Swiss Alps (yodele-di-dooo) in a chalet that has begonia flower boxes and rocks on the roof - out of avalanche range, of course LOL

Doris Sturm said...

I'd be afraid to live on such small islands when the next big hurricane would just wash it away...not my idea of secure living! I'm a bit water shy anyway, or should I say ocean-weary! It's beautiful to look at, but I'm more of a mountain gal - I would love to live in the Swiss Alps (yodele-di-dooo) in a chalet that has begonia flower boxes and rocks on the roof - out of avalanche range, of course LOL

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, may all your wishes come true!